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BREVITIES - Pagina 6 |
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Corea 2003 |
C’era in Corea un tal
Trapattoni
con acquasanta, santini e santoni:
ma senza gioco
si dura poco
e non si possono avere ambizioni! |
C’era in Corea l’arbitro
Moreno
che tutt’Italia odia, più o meno:
ma fu il capro espiatorio
del nostro gioco da oratorio,
agli insulti bisogna porre un freno ! |
LIMERICKS IN INGLESE
( A George Tyler) |
The astronaut |
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An astronaut off to the moon
waved hands saying «I'll be back soon»
-But they lost him in space
of his ship there’s no trace-
he eternally sings «Claire de lune!» |
The fighter |
My oncle saw once Duce’s ghost
that said :-Who will stop he is lost!-
-Duce, my dear,
it is very clear
that in war I fled quicker than most!- |
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The pill |
There was a nice girl of
Finnlànd
who thought that to make love was grand:
but one sunny morn’
a baby was born
-Ah- laughing, with pills in his hand! |
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A certain Rinaldi |
A certain strange man, it is
said,
crammed languages into his head:
but his erudition
was only an ammunition
for selling some fabric and some thread! |
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